Poor Lonely Jony
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4/19/2026Jony der Klein Schawanzfuhrer reflects in his bunker after realizing that he won't win Frost and alienated everyone outside of his alliance.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | 469 and 470 have surrounded Ymir with their big players |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Our only spots left are around the edges. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Where our attacks will take much longer. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The worst part is that without Leey and his buddies |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We no longer have the strength to take and hold the garrisons. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We can just go around them. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | That's easy enough. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Jony Dickless... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We think... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We think that we have no path to victory. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | RR is way too powerful for us without the jumpers. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Crystal, Spunky, Daimo, Exq, stay. Everyone else GTFO. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That's why I wanted the jumpers controlled! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Your one job was to control them! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Instead they decide to get mad at me for totally valid reasons! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They didn't like how I told them they have to listen to me! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Every day I had to remind them that they worked for me! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Do you know how hard it is to get them to believe my lies? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | All they had to do was listen to me a little longer! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I would have won Frost because I can get anyone to follow me! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Little Dick, they left because of your lies! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | But those lies almost won us Frost! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Micropenis, RR was still going to be too strong! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That's bullshit! We still had Ymir with them! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You're full of it! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You're just too afraid to see the bigger vision. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We win together then we go our separate ways. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Then we go dominate S2! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We had a plan that was infalliable besides me running my mouth! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | But you all chose to just let the jumpers take their ball and go home! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It just gets me in the feels! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Because of your ineptitude we lost that chance! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We lost that chance. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We were so close, our lies were so great! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We had the perfect chance! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But it's over now |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | For I am the one to blame for it all! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I left you idiots in charge of keeping this up! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I should have let just let AI handle it. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | ChatGPT wouldn't have let me down! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Why didn't I just write a bot?? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, no one's gonna jump to 472. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | But this is the end of 472 as we know it. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I just thought we could have held on a little longer. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | They almost believed. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | But the lie is us. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But I would rather die at Ymir |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Than to let Leey ruin it all. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck you all. |