Cam's Party
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There was an incident. A bad incident that ruined some very important plans.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir… update on Cam’s birthday party. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | There’s been… a situation. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It’s about Cam. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He won’t be attending. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The incident occurred near here.. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Stop with this “incident”. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Be specific. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir… |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the floor... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He fell through completely. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Broke his foot. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone not essential—out. Now. I want exact answers. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | He fell. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Through his own floor. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Before his own birthday party. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The one I organized. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | with my own hands. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | How bad is this "injury" really? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Don’t soften it you blubbering idiots. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Speak up, tell me now... |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir... broken bones, ligaments, twelve screws. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Twelve screws… from a floor. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, Surgery was required. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | OF COURSE IT WAS! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Of course. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | So he’s not coming. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | The glorious guest of honor— |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | —is not attending his own birthday party. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I ordered custom decorations! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | A cake with his name spelled correctly for once! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | …so unbelievable. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | DID THE FLOOR RSVP “YES” BEFORE COLLAPSING?! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Answer me that. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We had a schedule. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | A beautiful timeline. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Candles |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | forty cupcakes and a stunning new friendship bracelet |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And now Cam isn’t even upright! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | He is horizontal isn't he! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He is flippin' horizontal |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He can't even stand when I enter in the room |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It’s going to be okay… |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Cancel my lovely party. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Leave the decorations up. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I want to see them. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | All of it. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Next year… we celebrate upstairs. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | No exceptions. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Reinforced flooring only. |