The missing cabbage
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The missing cabbage (following on from the email). Will Hitler get to the bottom of the cabbage mystery?
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | My Fuhrer, we've received information from Ian about cabbages. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He is asking staff |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | if they want any from his farm. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Ian has reported an excellent harvest |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and that the cabbages will be perfect for Kimchi. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I will take 5. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They were amazing last year. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Ben... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Ben has told us a teacher received a cabbage, |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | but abandoned it in the IB office. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who is not directly involved with the cabbage ... leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is unbelievable. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Unbelievable. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Ian Pierson generously offers fresh cabbages from his farm to teachers |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and this is how we repay him?! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | A teacher asked for a cabbage. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | AND then just abandons it in the IB Office. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Did he think the cabbage would enroll in the DP programme? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | That it would help mark IB papers? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, the cabbage is still in the IB Office. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Of, course it's still there. It's a cabbage not a commuter. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer. The cabbage can still find a home. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | How can it? It's alone with no friends, |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | confused, abandoned, questioning its purpose. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Ian Peirson grows these with care, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | with soil, water, with love. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and now we have a vegetable refugee in the Sixth Form. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | All alone, lost, with no purpose. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | These cabbages are the best I have tasted since Ian hired those Haenyeo |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and got rid of those Russian workers |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | who used collective farm methods used under Stalin. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | All I wanted was for these cabbages to find a home. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | To be loved, and enjoyed. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | just as NLCS students love the 3 Pillars. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | How could we have |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | let this happen to this poor lonely cabbage. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Ian might not give us any of his cabbages next year. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | How I am going to make |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Kimchi next year with my mother in law |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | if I have no CABBAGES! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Anna I won't tell him it was you. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We need to send an email to all the teachers. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Perhaps we should contact NLCS International |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Shall we? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Who could have done this? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe Ian will think I abandoned the cabbage. Maybe he will blame me? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Put the Army on alert |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Let's invade Russia. |