| 00:00 - 00:03 | A new dive bar opened on Main Street |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | There's also Birdsall |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Gleason's and Iron Vine |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and tonight is free wings night |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | at the Peekskill Fire House. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Prepare your longboards |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | we'll go to Ruben's |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Christopher... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Ruben... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Ruben is no longer the owner. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He hasn't been for 3 months. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave but Andrew, Jason, Dillian, and that fat fuck Ogden. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HE WAS THE OWNER! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HE GAVE ME FREE BEERS! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | NOW YOU TELL ME, THAT RUBENS IS NO LONGER OWNED BY RUBEN? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | False Advertisement... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | No one could replace that man! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | No one could replace that man! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I don't know the new owner |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | But he won't give us free beers! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Chris, it isn't that big of a deal. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Free beer in this economy is a life saver! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Chris, I have no problem buying us beer |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You're not the owner and your name isn't Ruben |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You ginger retard! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I spent months bragging that |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I knew the owner of that place |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and could hook people up with free beer! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now I look like an insecure clown. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It doesn't help that people have thought i was a faggot since highscool |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Do you know how many years it took me to |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | clean up my already horrid reputation? At least 20! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Now look at me, back to square one, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I have to post a lyrics for a song noone will listen to |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | all over social media... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | It won't help... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I should have came out of the closet years ago. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Instead of pretending that I was a straight man. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Justin was right all along, |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | As was everyone in this room, |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Even Kenny looked secure compared to me! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok. You don't have to listen to his shit music. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | So this is how it ends... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I spent months bragging about knowing a owner to look cool. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But it was a lie. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I only met him twice. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | There's a chance he wasn't the owner. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Just a drunk Mexican that took pity on me |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I only went to Rubens twice. |
