| 00:00 - 00:03 | The reports about your life are here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | You've quit smoking. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Max is calling you Romeo |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | There are plenty of fish when it comes to Maria |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And you're top of the class in Law |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So nothing can stop me |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Full steam ahead. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Minister |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Monty |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Monty threatened to leak screenshots |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Out of envy and small D energy |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following assholes stay here: Rowan, Zach, James and Ahmed. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Those fucking cunts! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Who do they think they are? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Its so easy to get a girl, or stay happily single |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They can't do it though. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | So they act like bitches |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Monty's a fucking idiot with money |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | His pockets will crash harder than his plane |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He couldn't be in the air force in his dreams |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Minister, it is funny as fuck |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You talked about it incessantly. Does UCL not study |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Bros before hoes, no snus here |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I will shove a pack all the way up your ass |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Alcoholic cunt |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I'm captain charisma |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And i can't help it if I fall in love |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I feel sorry for Rowan that his lesbo Celine |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Dumped his bitch ass for a girl. I'd probably do the |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Same thing if i was in her shoes to teach him a lesson in respect |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | This was my finest hour |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And now I'm getting treated and attacked like I'm Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I've risen to the top |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I want something that isn't Lewisham shopping centre |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | That, and you bore me to death |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | For fuck sake |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Maria cheated on me like the pro-putin asshole she is |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Why couldn't she just debate Ahmed over how patriotic he is |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'd pay to see 3 homophobes |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Have gay sex like on the pool table |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | That would fuel your boring lives |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we can crash at Tony's later |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | My position is at risk for now |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | My reputation could get dragged |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But not today |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | They want to bury me |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It will only make them look bad, and I'll rise like Howard |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They know what's good for them |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Or I'll get free pints from them |
