| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, we have posted messages this morning |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | about the pots of food |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and dirty floors and walls. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | PSTrax has made it easier than ever to blame B-shift and C-Shift, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and now we have more time to play Fortnite uninterrupted. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Add something about a spill, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | no one will dare reply to the reports. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | C-Shift... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | C-Shift is now calling us out in the reports |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and they found our snacks in the cab. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I want everyone who failed the promotional exam to exit the room immediately. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That was my bag of spicy sweet chili Doritos! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I was still working on it, it had three chips left! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And the ham was not expired, it was just marinating for flavor! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | God forbid some of us want snacks during the day! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And the trash can in the bay |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | looks better without a trash bag anyway. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What does C-Shift know about snacking, they |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | only eat big bags of chips with 50% air in them! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, the bigger bags have more chips and more flavor |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut the fuck up, you eat Pringles on the beds! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, Pringles are just as good as Doritos |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Stop talking, we all know you take long showers to get out of dish duty! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And you waste all the hot water! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We all agreed to let |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | the dishes pile up last night |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | so we could spend more time playing Fortnite! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And then we would blame it all on the other shifts |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | so we could farm XP and get matching Tung Tung Tung Sahur skins, |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and now we're just going to look gay! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And the whole place smells like ass and piss now because of you all! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I can't believe they're calling us out, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I like our mess, I like my spicy sweet chili Doritos, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | the big bags give me heartburn. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Now what... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They're going to expect us to clean up after ourselves at the end of the day? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | That's not what chief is paying us for 24 hours of work! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Our job is to wait for fires. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And to make the other shifts clean up our shit! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Especially those who transfer in from other shifts! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, it's not your fault you started on B-Shift. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm going to piss in the trash can in bay. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And then I'm going to find out who is calling us out on the reports. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Hope it's not Martin. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'll kill the next person I see if its him. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe its not too late to transfer to McAllen, but I hear they have less benefits. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And they make you pay for your uniform. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Ours is cooler. |
