| 00:00 - 00:03 | All players are off site and the car park's clear. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | I've chased the guys with a gazebo out of the marshal car park, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | there's rubbish everywhere, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | someone's shit in the safezone, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and the photo's aren't up yet. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Not bad for a Sunday. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | There's been a review already. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Boss.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They said..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The players said the game brief was too long. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They got bored. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Colin, Fred, Roger, and Peter stay here |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Fuck my LIFE! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We deliver a great day and now |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | they're still fucking moaning! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What more do I have to do? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The utter fuckers! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They wanted more complex games! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I gave them complex! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They asked for multi-objectives |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | They forgot the objectives immediately |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I drew a diagram! I used bright colours! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But boss, they were chatting. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They can't have it both ways! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Every fucking time! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Can we play long games? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Can we have props? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We give them what they ask for and now |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | that's all fucking wrong as well! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We give them immersive scenarios and fantastic game play options |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and they'd rather play team death match! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We might as well allow speedsofters and two-tones! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Do we make eye-pro optional? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Let them wear crocs and short-shorts? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Kiss their ouchies better?? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We could have had a lay-in, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | ut we drag ourselves up here every week |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | to try and entertain a group of man-children and morons! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Well, shit's gonna change! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'm giving you all a big fucking ban-hammer! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Weed the worst of the wankers out!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | At least there's Picnics in the choc tin. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We've got to do this again next week... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | with a whole different bunch of bell-ends. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Fuck it. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Let's play the same boring games all the time. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Come up with a simple concept for a game that even a complete and utter moron can understand. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Hide a dildo as the objective. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | They can shove it up their arses. |
