| 00:00 - 00:03 | sir, we have completed booking the airbnb |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we narrowed it down |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | to this area of new orleans |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | we suspect only one person will complain about black people |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and it is obvious, it's moy |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | and so how much will it cost |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | all in |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | mr aptaker |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | it will cost.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | it will cost at least $2500 |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | airbnb went over budget |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | everyone leave except whitney, sohail and the gorilla dustin |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW THE FUCK IS THIS OVER $2500 |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THIS IS A DOMESTIC TRIP |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | NEW ORLEANS IS A SHITHOLE NO? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | KEVIN IS SUCH AN UNBELIEVABLE BRIDEZILLA |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | HE WANTS FREE RIDES |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | HE WANTS JAZZ FEST |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | HE WANTS A FANCY RESTAURANT |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | ON AND ON AND ON |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | mr aptaker, this is less than rambo's |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | STFU ABOUT RAMBO |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mr aptaker, surely this is reasonable |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | GOD DAMN KEVIN GUZIK |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | he said 'let's go to jazz fest' |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | and I didn't say anything |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and now you tell me $2500 |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | not to mention the $1k i'm losing at cesars |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | he's going to make us listen to that shitty band |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | they just JAM JAM |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | with no RESOLUTION in the music |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | i tell you, THATS NOT MUSIC |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | ...that's not music |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | my music needs resolution |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | it needs to end |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | stupid PHISH |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | these bachelor parties are going to bankrupt me |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | $2500 AND i have to listen to phish |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | why did we agree to this |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | now we travel 18 hours with 3 layovers |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | for shitty jam bands? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | he's lying - PHISH is good music |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | not to mention, kareem |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | kareem being there is the icing on the cake |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | i reserve the right |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | the right to complain |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | and you bet i will be complaining every moment i get |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | $2500 and jam bands |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | fuck it, let's go |
