| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Everett Bar closes at 10pm |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Let's go downtairs |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And get one more whiskey |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Before Chuck closes its up |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And then go to 21st for a Guinness |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But what about |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | the Paine Room? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Paine Room |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Is still closed |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It might reopen next month |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following men will stay here: Guild, Capaldo, Lyman, Thompson |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How the fuck is it closed? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This happened in September! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We replaced all the iron work in shorter time! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You think I have outdoor space to smoke |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Here, in fucking Boston? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Menino closed all the smoking rooms! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The Paine Room was all that we had left! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | It's a hotel room, legally! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer we might add lockers |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | How about we just open it to have a smoke! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führer, the House Committee |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The House Committee has betrayed me |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Do you know how much |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Money I spent at |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | L.J. Peretti in the last six months? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I've got boxes of Arturo Fuentes |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | That you wouldn't believe |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And now they're all drying out! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Is it too much to ask |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | That I take my cognac up to the thrid floor |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And light a cigar |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Like a proper gentleman after a long dinner |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | In the Red Room |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Am I to rip cigs? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | In the Boston Common |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Like some bisexual Emerson freshman? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | You used to be able to smoke |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | In every room at the club |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Back when it was for proper gentlemen |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | We were the first to admit women |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I suppose I must accept |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | That we'll take an Uber to |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Stanza Dei Sigari |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And watch backward baseball cap |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Guidos hit on hot brunette bartenders |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | While our eyes turn bloodshot red |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | From the lack of ventilation |
