| 00:00 - 00:03 | The gates to the park have all been assigned |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Iain's on this quiet gate here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | even though he'll complain it's too busy. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Gate managers have been assigned according to a plan so secret |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | even the gate managers themselves don't know about it. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We need fencing. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | A ring of steel tighter than Joe's wallet. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr Chairman |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Treasurer... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Treasurer hasn't paid for the fences you ordered. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They won't be here for several hours. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who thinks Matt should be in charge instead, please leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That fencing was an order. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I even said "I authorise that" really loudly. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What will Gary drop on unsuspecting members of the public |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | if there aren't fence panels everywhere? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I even have "The Boss" on my shirt |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Still nobody is helping me to realise my vision. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I'm trying to create a premium VIP experience. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Which to Andy means inviting the local MP. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mr Chairman, do you know I used to drive a Porsche? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It was a Boxter, Andy. They're for hairdressers. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mr Chairman, it was a very lovely Porsche. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I bet you drove it like Jamie drives the Luton van. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | With the handbrake left on. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I can't even rely on PD |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | to break up a fight between two drunk women |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | without busting out the baby oil and trying to slide himself in. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Meanwhile, I'm trying to attend to serious Chairman business |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and Ive got Scott asking me who's going to repay the council |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | for two broken traffic cones. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Laurence, on the other hand, is giving drunks cuddles. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I've got a special outfit for tonight. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'm going to be The Great Entertainer. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | With a little top hat and everything. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But all I really ever wanted |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Was to be the greatest Chairman of Round Table |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Even though it's not a particularly high bar. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I even wrote a whole new constitution |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Which I know none of you have read. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Even after Will explained it to you like five year olds. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't be scared. He's from Yorkshire. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I guess this is the end. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It feels like only yesterday we first spun my wheel of punishment. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Members loved and respected me. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | My reign is over now. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Matt, know that you will forever be my number two |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And remember that I always know best. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | But you're the Fuhrer now. |
