| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, the FABGC candidates have been deployed across all five districts. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Our messaging on St. Paul's is dominating every Facebook group. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We have the Garden City News endorsement locked down. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Every Facebook Group is under our control. The opposition has nothing. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | FABGC is polling strong. Victory is all but guaranteed. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good. This election was over before it started. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | No one in Garden City can challenge FABGC. No one. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... there is one thing. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | That attorney. Roy. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He used AI to make Clown Card images of you. They went viral. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He changed the entire narrative. FABGC lost every single seat. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who wore a Covid Mask way after Covid was over... leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | !!!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He's just ONE attorney! ONE GUY with a laptop! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I had the entire FABGC machine behind me! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And he DESTROYS us with AI?! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | He turned me into a CLOWN! A CLOWN! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Do you know how many people sent me that Clown Card?! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | My own MOTHER texted it to me! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | She said: Is this you, Donald? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I told everyone NOT to talk about affordable housing! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Now everyone thinks we're building Section 8 next to the Men's Club! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He called our candidates SOCIALISTS! In GARDEN CITY! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | SOCIALISTS! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | People were clutching their pearls at the Casino! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | The two first names thing about Tom Ryan isn't even a real argument! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But it WORKED! They said you can't trust a man with two first names! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Then he made that AI video. An FABGC candidate KISSING HIM ON THE CHEEK. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | People were sharing it at Leo's like it was the Super Bowl! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He posted it everywhere! Facebook! Instagram! It was INESCAPABLE! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I spent hours on this campaign and he beat me with AI. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Sir, to be fair, our candidates' tennis skills really are quite poor. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | SHUT UP ABOUT THE TENNIS! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | He didn't even need to be backed by POA or CAP. He had MEMES. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | MEMES! In a Board of Trustees election! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He made an AI video of a candidate kissing him and people thought it was REAL! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I should have known when he said No one listens to a Costellano since Big Paulie died. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | That line alone probably swung 20 votes. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He pointed out Tom Ryan has two first names and people actually CARED! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Maybe... maybe he was always a clown? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Maybe I was always the clown. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | He didn't just win the election. He humiliated us. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Every meme. Every Clown Card. Every AI video. All of it... perfect. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And I couldn't stop any of it. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | At least I still have my Facebook groups. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | The Garden City News is in my pocket |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And the next election is already in the works. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | But this time I am running candidates from the A teams and not overt Socialists. |
