| 00:00 - 00:03 | Jane… BioLargo is suing Pooph |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | plus, the new manufacturer |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | is all the way in Berlin |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | so Amazon's same-day shipping |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | is out of the question |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | the new formula is |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | worth it, the world will know |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Jane |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | a puppy... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | a puppy exploded after inhaling it |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and a cat lost it's eyelids |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who has questioned the formula—leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | It's triple verified |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | those jealous retards! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Not safe?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Look at the fucking data |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I am incredible! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I DID IT! I DID IT! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I BEAT BIOLARGO! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | my dad will FINALLY love me! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Jane, this isn't a poker hand |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | DOUBLE DOWN OR I WILL FIRE YOU |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Jane, the team is emailing non-stop |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | ignore them. Fire them. I don't care! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | pick up my crayons |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | my therapist said I should |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | count to 5 and name objects that I see |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | whenever I feel overwhelmed |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Coffee. Map. Shoe. Scented candle. Chip Nolin. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I am woman, hear me ROAR! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | grab life by the balls |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and take what's yours or DIE trying! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | you're lucky I'm so wise |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I don't have to pound on my chest |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I just get it |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | *repeat after me Jane* |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I WILL NOT LET YOU CONTROL ME |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I am happy with who I am |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and what i've become |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You no longer have a hold on me Dad |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and I have NOTHING to prove |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I will get you another cat |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I kinda miss Jordan |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I can fix this, bring me my iphone |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | call BioLargo |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | tell them... I am a chemist |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I will retire as CEO immediately |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and then they can hire me |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll take 10% |
