Hitler reacts to Rasheeda leaving the Galaxy
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Hitler reacts (poorly) to Rasheeda leaving the Galaxy for another job.
| 00:00 - 00:03 | It's 6:00, let's grab some dinner. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | You live near Restaurant Row. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | There are a lot of options. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | There's sushi, Italian, Caribbean... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | There's even that new Indian place I've been wanting you to try. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Naw, I'll just go to Galaxy. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Rasheeda treats me very well there. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Rasheeda |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Rasheeda won't be there. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | She has left the Galaxy and gone on to another job. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone she's never given a free dessert to, please leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I have so few joys in this life! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And now you're telling me one of the few I have is gone? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I eat one goddamn meal a day. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I don't cook. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I just want a full iced tea, attentive service and free sweets. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | If I knew she was leaving... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I wouldn't have re-signed my lease. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer, there are still other servers there. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Inept, every goddamn one of them. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | There's still that sexy busboy. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Sexy busboy? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He only works four days a week. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What am I supposed to do Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Saturdays? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Watch unattractive guys ignore my empty glass? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Watch me pay and leave with no fucking ice cream? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I've been building up goodwill with Rasheeda... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | for seven goddamn years. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Seven years I say! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And now I have to start all over with new staff? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I guess I coulda been trying other places. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But I like Galaxy! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I like my routine! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'm old... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | and entitled to my ways. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I don't want to travel for dinner. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I don't want to learn a new menu. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And I sure as fuck... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | don't want to meet a new waitress! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry. He isn't as good a tipper as he thinks. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I could go less often. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I could start eating less. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'm almost as fat as Fritz. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And he's no stranger to other restaurants. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I have nothing more to live for. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That's it. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Just let me wallow in my misery. |
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