Hitler can't catch a break
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• 3/14/2026Hitler can't catch a break. As he navigates another staff meeting, he realized his lifelong dreams have been shattered.
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, we have all your TDY planned |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It's a lot, but necessary |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | FSP, PPC6, IVY Sting, and FCC HQs |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | You'll be home for eight weekends this year, that's all |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But, you should get a lot of airline miles |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The pickleball tournament? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I need to be there |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir..... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We have a problem |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You were not invited |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You didn't win any tournament |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you're not Batman, have an eye patch or didn't bring crepes, get out! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is bullshit! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How as I not invited? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | There has to be a mistake. Heads will roll for this! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I had the best game of my life at the finals. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | This is someone's fault! But who? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | It was my damn partner wasn't it? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Who partnered me with that little man? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He could barely lift his racquet! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, YOU picked him! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Oh don't put this on me. Don't you dare |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, maybe it's your fault? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | My fault? How dare you.. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Impossible! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I'll have your head |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I bought new socks, new shoes |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I oiled my racquet |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I even stretched before the game! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | There has to be a mistake. Call the commission immediately |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | This was my dream.... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'll need a replay of the game, to prove it |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What was my partner's name anyway? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I need to find him and beat him up |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It can't be that hard |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And where are the cookies |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I need to refuel. I might cry. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I feel like my blood sugar is low |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Good cookies, with sprinkles |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Not those Walmart ones. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'm better than that. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He can make his own damn cookies |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | How do I tell my family? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | What will they think of me? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I can't go home |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Schedule me some more TDY |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | My dream will be fulfilled. I will go to that championship |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And I will win playing doubles as a single |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Then I am done. I need to retire. |
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