| 00:00 - 00:03 | My President...let's discuss the field schedule for the Little League spring season |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | If you see here we have three fields |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Peck 1, Peck 2, and Peck 3 have ample parking |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have Mill Creek, South Street, all the normal fields we normally have |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Here we can even use Forni more because we have pegged it for 90 feet |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Perfect, this gives us enough space for Juniors |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | no conflicts between Travel and Little League |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My President..... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Juniors.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Juniors cannot play at Forni |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | the fence is not far enough away |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Director of Scheduling, League Presidents stay - everyone else - out...now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I said simple math! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I asked you to do simple math! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We talked about this at the Board meeting when we agreed to do Little League |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I said there's no way this would work |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | But you insisted we were going to go to the Little League World Series |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And now look at this shit |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We have 48 teams trying to play three games a week on 11 fields! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and South Street is going to get bulldozed for a police station |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My President we don't even know if that vote will go through yet |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Of course it will go through! We spent $100 million on a new library! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My President - we don't know that yet |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We have 12 teams with 9 players |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We have ONE field that five teams share! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And they need 5 practices |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | somehow they are going to play 5 games too in 4 days |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And no one is showing up to any of the games on Wednesday |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | These fields are scheduled like O'Hare runways |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | If one kid has a dentist appointment the entire game collapses! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | But we promised parents "You can do both!" |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | At this rate, we're going to need night vision goggles to play cosmic baseball 4 times a week |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What do I pay you imbeciles for? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Ok true...I am strong and forced you into this |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I promised you pizza at Aurelio's |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Well dammit |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'll be damned if we don't all end up in Cooperstown |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We were going to be the first Little League to play 100 games in one day |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But now you're telling me we don't have the fields |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I said we should just have the in-house kids pay for the travel kids |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Why do the in-house kids need to play baseball too!? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok - you should be allowed to play too |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The season is ten weeks long... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Each team plays 5 games a week.... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | 48 teams |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | 11 fields...jesus |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We will simply schedule more games- perhaps children will play 2 or 3 games at the same time |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | or the travel players can run between fields |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Doubleheaders every day |
