| 00:00 - 00:03 | Rees: So toob were all going out tonight |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we are gonna head liverpool street for prees |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and then grab this tube staight to the motive |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We will get absolutely smahsed here |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | then take this route back to your yard and just smoke a zub here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Sarthak: I assume this is just me you, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Zen, Bala and aman |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Rees: Toob, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Im afraid |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Aman: Im afraid the 5X middleweight champion of the world mosh wants to land |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He said hes coming to fuck every dankers inside |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Sarthak: If you wanted mosh to land today, wait here. Rest of you go |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | FOR MONTHS I HAVE PUT UP WITH THIS MOSH BULLSHIT |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Why the fuck would you guys want him there |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I knew you would fucking want him there zigs |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Hes gona stand there like a fkn loser then go missing |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | then come home and tell everyone he was having a 10 man orgy in the toilets |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | when we ask him where he was |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | ZEN: Tbf it wouldnt be suprsing. He has had a foursome before |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Sarthak: U DUMB DORK, WHY WOULD YOU BELIEVE THAT |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | ZEN: Toob, we have no proof hes talking shit |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I wish i was in your garden opposite him that day, not zigs |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I WOULD HAVE BUTCHERED HIM |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Not to mention the fact he bores me |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | to the point i wanna peel my skin off with a potato peeler |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and walk around London, watching myslef bleed out |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | That would be a better use of my time, ill tell you that |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Instead this cunt will be standing opposite me in the smoking area |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | while im actually chatting to a ting |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and then i will have no chance pulling her FUCKING NONE |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What have i done to deserve this |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Someone tell me. Could they put up with what i have |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Only i can deal with this |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | That fucking chad |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | That chad says hes fucked the whole of cambridge |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and us dumb cunts let him get away with it |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Ill tell you one thing, the rent is going up for sure |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | If it kills me ill get soemthing from this whole experience |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | HE HAS TO SUFFER LIKE ME |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry zendaya, he wont hurt mosh |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Rent is now 10 grand a month |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | tbf the cunt is unemployed |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | wont even get that |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | i need to be by myself |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Rees, please take that biryani out of his room. Its been there fro 2 months |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | the neighbours are beginning to question the smell |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | get the fuck out |
