| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have invaded New Romney |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Taken control of Rolfes |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And have men surrounding the cafe |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Mac is sat outside |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And refusing to leave his table |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | You assured me It wasn’t Mac |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It’s Joe Longthorne you said |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Mac |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Mac will never surrender |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We honestly thought it was Joe |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Leave now if you believe Mac is to strong for us |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Joe Longthorne sits there you assured me |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You even stole a blue badge |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Looks nothing like Mac you assured me |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You handed it in to Sainsbury’s |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | To cover our tracks |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And it was Mac all along not Joe |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I’d never have invaded |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | If I’d have known Mac sits at that table |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer Mac and Joe do look alike |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | My arse they do |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We did show you the badge |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | So now this is my fault is it? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Just like |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You said it was |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | When I invaded Poland |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Now Mac sits there |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | At my Fucking table |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Drinking my fucking coffee |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | When it should be me sat there |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Handing out iron crosses |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I’m beat |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He even played on the river boats |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I want all guitars destroyed! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | It’s wrong |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I should be me there meeting the bread eating masses of the Romney Marsh |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Joe Longthorne destroy all his albums |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | All merchandise that looks like him |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Burn it all |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | How could you not see it was Mac from the blue badge |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It’s ok Mac doesn’t look as bad as the photo |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I wanted to talk bikes with Trevor |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Horses with Jeff |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Now |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The dreams over |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I suppose every cloud has a silver lining |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We still have Lydd |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | The women there are gorgeous |
