| 00:00 - 00:03 | We’ve had to change the destination for your stags |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We’ve booked the jury’s in Berlin |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Those dirty Iranians are causing carnage |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Dubai is not safe anymore |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Another option might be to head to Munich |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Fatman I hope this is not another one of fucking conspiracies |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Fucking chemtrails part 2 |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Jinky man……………… |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Seriously |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Seriously mick shit has hit the fan we need a plan B |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Berlin suppose to be a cracking city |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Fatman, Tottsy, Baji , Massey stay the rest of you fuck off out for a minute |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I want to go to fucking Dubai I don’t give a fuck that I live there |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I couldn’t give a fuck that Eddie can’t afford it |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | It’s my fucking stags fuck what anyone else thinks |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Donald trump will have this thing over in 2 weeks |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Did yous not watch piers Morgan last night |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I had everything planned did up a fucking itinary and all |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We were gonna watch the Ireland game in mcgettins the first night |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Then I had the fucking yacht booked for the next day. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Jinky it’s too dangerous to go out on a boat fucking missiles falling from the sky |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | The missiles are fucking duds tottsy just like you |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Jinky calm down man I didn’t cause the war |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | No I won’t fucking calm down MJ goes big or goes home |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Yous all know that about me |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You dont get to where I am baij in tech industry |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Without being a flash cunt |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | If I can’t get all my mates to Dubai for me stags then what’s the point |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Who the fuck do you think I am fucking Trevor Rooney |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | *micks ex creeps closer……. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I know they all need a credit union loan to go the wedding |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They can get another one for the stags and risk dying too |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It’s not too much to ask it is |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I deserve some fucking respect |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Isn’t that right Robert ?? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Your coming all the way from Oz for this |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I’m not gonna make you travel half way across the world for nutin |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I have a load of Gemma lined up |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | What more do you want even Pal will get a touch |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | There’s a cunt that can’t piss and you want me to bring him to Berlin |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I’m fucking serious id rather cancel the wedding than the stags |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It’s ok Nadine he doesn’t mean it |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Yous are taking the good out of it |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It’s not easy living under this pressure lads |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It stops |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Phillip do me a favour |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Ring the paddywagon and book a 20 seater |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I’m accepting defeat…….. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We’re going to carrick on Shannon |
