| 00:00 - 00:05 | Our deadline was approaching fast and we pushed content out early |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We need to get the player's attention now |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | We're not letting Kalos tour become a failure |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | The players were expecting something big and we had to deliver |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Super Mega Raids |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | etu |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Etu |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | THEY WERE FAILING WITH 20 PLAYERS |
| 00:38 - 00:41 | HAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
| 00:42 - 00:47 | PEOPLE LOOKED UP INFOGRAPHICS ON THE BEST COUNTERS |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | ALL OF THESE GUIDES SAYING USE THEIR MEGAS |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | HOPING THEIR TEAMMATES WOULD BREAK THE SHIELD |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | HALF THE LOBBY DOESN'T EVEN BRING ONE |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | HALF THE LOBBY DOESN'T EVEN BRING ONE |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | THE HP BAR STOPPED MOVING |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | PEOPLE ARE FAINTING LEFT AND RIGHT |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | THEY'RE ALREADY FLAMING EACH OTHER |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | THEY'RE ALREADY FLAMING EACH OTHER |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | SAYING PEOPLE LACK COMMON SENSE |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | SAYING PEOPLE CAN'T EVEN READ BASIC INSTRUCTIONS |
| 01:28 - 01:36 | HAHAHAHAHA, IT'S A CLOWN FIESTA |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | RAID PASSES GOING DOWN THE DRAIN |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | No but seriously |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | it's a serious coordination issue |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | and we need to address it |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | nah we wont |
| 01:54 - 01:58 | They can figure it out themselves |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Super Mega Raids are a group activity right? |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | . |
| 02:05 - 02:09 | ETU HAHAHAHAHA |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | AND THEN AND THEN |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | HAHAHAHA |
| 02:15 - 02:20 | THE RURAL PLAYERS CANT EVEN START A LOBBY |
| 02:20 - 02:20 | . |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | THEY DONT EVEN HAVE 10 PLAYERS IN THEIR CITY |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | . |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | NOT EVEN |
| 02:36 - 02:42 | SPENDING MONEY ON LINK CHARGES AND REMOTE PASSES |
| 02:44 - 02:49 | HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | We're going to have to refund a star piece or something |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Has this been a good Kalos Tour? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | To be honest I don't know. The game keeps crashing and we have FPS issues |
| 03:06 - 03:09 | plus their phones are overheating |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Bless their souls |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | SUPER MEGA RAIDS |
| 03:23 - 03:28 | THEY DO ALL THIS FOR A DRAGONITE, VICTREEBEL AND MALAMAR |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | WE MADE SO MUCH MONEY |
