| 00:00 - 00:03 | Despite intense enemy attacks... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | ...the Green Resistance... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ...led by Hannah Spencer... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | ...has taken overall control... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | ...of Gorton and Denton, outside Manchester. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | She's the white, blue-eyed, blonde, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | working-class environmentalist. Good. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | She... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | She won on the 'Gaza Ticket' |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Crank Leftists, Trots, and Islamist joined forces. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Gardeners... Botanists... Vegetarians... Tree-huggers. Get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | "A white local lass", you said! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Not a stooge for Jihadists! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And if that's no bad enough... |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | ...her boss is Jew Tit Hypnotist! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He doesn't even have a full set of teeth! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The nebach can't ever run properly, ffs. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Homeless Corbynites, men who menstruate... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and a fluffy-face Islamist who keeps his wife hidden. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Hannah told us she was a Plumber and... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Keir Starmer tells everyone his dad is a Toolmaker. Who fucking cares?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Their films were coded in Urdu. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And you couldn't find a local translator? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Just check outside the local Girl's Schools! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Was nobody suspicious when... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | ...one man turned up with 27 voting slips... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | ...dressed as Yahya Sinwar, wearing a watermelon hat? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Starmer? Send Rebecca Long-Bailey like it was 2015! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And the Tories. Under 5%? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | So dismal they lost their deposit. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Against a man off GB News! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We should've backed the Workers Party of Britain like I said. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Or the jokers in the Monster Raving Loonies. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Even the fucking Liberal Democrats would've been less embarrassing. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | "Zionism is Racism" |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Even that thinly-veiled shit sounds Communist! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I used to love planning the Final Solution with... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | ...the Grand Mufti in British Palestine. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Now? Full of jihadi extremists trying to steal our master plan. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They make us look like Boy Scouts. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Niqabs are empowering. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | On the bright side, at least... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | ...the Greens are focussed on erasing our mutual "problem." |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Perhaps we're not too dissimilar. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Get Mothin Ali on a Teams Call. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe we can dial in Corbyn and Sultana too. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | So... it's a victory for Hannah Spencer. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | At least the Greens know what a woman is, right? |
