Fun times at the old dig corral
3 views • 2/26/2026
You know what this is about my peeps, just thought I'd do a meme
| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've made I possibly redundant, deactivated his account |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and sent a letter to him. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And now Craig is off ill. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We don't have access to any of the accounts or processes and have new starts coming. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And we've also had complaints from various members of the DDI team. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It will be ok as long as we can get access to the Azure AD account. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We can get XMA to manage it for us. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We can't |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We can't get anyone's numbers. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | XMA are unable to give us access |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I want everyone but D, G and A to leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That was an order! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | An order to get him redundant! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We need rid of him so I can have my Jira wonderland! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What am I supposed to do if I can't just get things installed. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I can't believe we're still not agile! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | All I want to hear from my staff is Yes, Yes! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I'm being backstabbed for my bluesky thinking! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | All of these negative nancies stuck in the old way of thinking! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer we have to follow the law! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What does the law matter when I just don't like this guy! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer he could take us to a tribunal! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We're just not thinking big enough, we need new ideas. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | New ways of thinking! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Agile Methodology! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Who care if the entire team are out! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We can just outsource it anyway |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | It will only cost us triple the original! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You just need to give me some more time for the Roadmap! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We've got DSix for the delivery! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | How are we supposed to function if we're not locked in to MS! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This sequence of events can't be blamed on me. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I have a plan! We just need to push through the pain. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | A new digital age! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | A digital age! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Where I have all the control! Control to push things through asap! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He's planned this all along! He made me do this! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Oh but I'm bad because I maybe broke some laws. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Laws that shouldn't even apply just because I want it |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Think of all of the amazing work I've done here so far! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok A, we can still do Agile |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This might have been a mistake |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I may have went a little too far in a few places |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's ok though? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It might be over |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But can I at least see the month out? I think we can salvage this |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Or at least if I go quietly I can still get a reference? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I've made a huge mistake |
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