| 00:00 - 00:03 | Welcomed Wolfpack sales team to analyse the recent losses to PTC |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Intelligence reports losses |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | of major Cyber Essentials and Pentest |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | defence clients in and around Berlin |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and they will NOT be back |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | they will |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | with our new salesforce |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | my CEO |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | CEO l |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | CEO, all of our applications have come from ex-Flow personnel |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | we have had NO new applications |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | SOC manager, Viper boy, ticket monkeys; leave the room! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That's why |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I booked that stadium with our last $$$ |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | so all would think we were succeeding! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and now you tell me no-one want to work here!? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | they handed us CNS on a plate |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and you still screw up a simple snake oil fest |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | while I have the public sectors pants down |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and the Welsh government bent over ready for you |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | CEO we have had much annual leave this month |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Annual Leave! - you do no work when you ARE here |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | that's not fair I demand to visit my safe space |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | thank you - at least there you can't f*** US up! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | better still stay there |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | snuggle up with your crap Raspberry Pi |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | so we can all see what a retard looks like sleeping |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | one thumb in your mouth and one up your arse! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | changing ends at half time |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | we'll get a LinkedIn ad out |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and do all your recruiting for you |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | perhaps Hayden & Duggan can help? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | at least I can swear at them without them soiling their pants |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and answering back |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | me, I was on BBC Wales |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | AND I write the... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I write |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | the tenders for Welsh Government |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | how many times have sucked up to the bastards? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | stuffing down Bara Brith every time a synapse fires |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | swilling shite coffee out of machines cleaned with old Y Fronts |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | don't cry - he had to sell his shares |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | pretending to be amused |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and delighted all the while |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | the crumbs and the spittle |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | the pricks and their questions |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | and PTC push on |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | record year after record year |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | bald bad bufoons. |
