| 00:00 - 00:03 | This is where tariffs |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Were in effect overseas |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Where your hero once ruled |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Unfortunately we must now |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Come up with another way to do this |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | They are everywhere |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | You're making no sense |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The supreme court |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The supreme court has |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Struck down your tariffs |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone but Kristy, Miller, Kash, and Vance, leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I made them |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I made this court |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They rule against me, I rule against them! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I am the king and you know it |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Without me they'd all be dead |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Antifa, antifa, eating our pets |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I am building the ballroom |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I have made us great again |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My fuhrer we have to follow the ruling of |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Arrest them, and also Obama |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Fuhrer we cannot |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Cannot do what I tell you to do |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Arrest them all |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Every American, now |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Laughing at me everywhere |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Just like my entire childhood |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I didn't sell steaks for this |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And win election three times |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | To have a court do this |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I should have done like Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Put them all in camps |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I am the ruler, I am the best |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Fuck the Constitution |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck it |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Lincoln didn't have a hotel or a plane |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Washington didn't have golf courses and TV shows |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They were idiots |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I am the only one |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The best president ever |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's just a senior moment |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I really want McDonalds |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Ot at least a diet coke |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Where is my ketchup |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Where am I |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | My underwear feels full again. Call Newsmax |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They always know |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | How to make them love me |
