| 00:01 - 00:03 | Tis justa in. |
| 00:03 - 00:07 | Rocal fat gay bret, is eating all the food |
| 00:08 - 00:10 | Fruffy they carr him |
| 00:10 - 00:14 | Due to his size. Keep your food locked up at home. |
| 00:14 - 00:17 | He is mossery made up of high fructose corn a syrup |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | You wirr see him coming |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | From very far away. |
| 00:21 - 00:22 | He have no beard. |
| 00:23 - 00:27 | He wear uh woman shoes. |
| 00:28 - 00:30 | He will gamble on errything |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Breaking breaking news |
| 00:33 - 00:37 | Friday has just ate 7 Popeyes biscuits no water |
| 00:38 - 00:41 | This is an astonishering feat. |
| 00:41 - 00:46 | Speaking of feet. He will not have them soon. |
| 00:47 - 00:53 | Back to you guys. |
