| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, we still have control so far. We are still commiting HR violations on all fronts. |
| 00:04 - 00:06 | Ines has led a successful defence in the south. |
| 00:06 - 00:07 | But unfortunately we lost her to Paris. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | As a replacement we got a new Post-Doc. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Her name is Francesca and will be in the DNA repair team. |
| 00:17 - 00:20 | Send Neos to teach her our HR violations. |
| 00:20 - 00:21 | it will be fine. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Neos... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Neos said that he can't teach her |
| 00:34 - 00:39 | she is a mature woman and won't be ok with our teachings |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave, except Mustafa, Max, Dmitry, Caelan, and Thomas. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | It was an order!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Teaching her was an order!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:24 | Does Neos really think that a woman can't commit HR violations? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You fool sexists! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We had Ines on the team! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | She would violate all of it! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Violate all the code of conduct |
| 01:38 - 01:40 | during the COFFEE BREAK! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer, we can't risk a punishment! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You are COWARDS, BORING, LOSERS! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führer, we want to have jobs afterwards. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Damn you and your little dreams! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You are without an honor! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You call yourself violaters |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | because you were doing it |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | only when Sabine was in office |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | But since Jessica assumed office |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | you have turned into little cowards! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I wish I had my old team with me! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I should have put you all in the Gulag like Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I thought my team was more brave. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But it turned out that I am alone. Alone in my dreams |
| 02:34 - 02:37 | of violating every HR rule in Europe. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Traitors! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | From the very beginning we said we will violate all rules! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | But it turns out that I was alone when it comes to doing the actual work! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | All of you traitors gave up. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You will pay dearly for that! |
| 03:00 - 03:03 | You will become boring and burnt out, just like every other PhD. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Do not worry, I can tell you an NSFW joke later. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | My words are falling on deaf ears. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We will become now mature and politically correct. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's over. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The war is lost. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But if you think that I will give up my jokes in my private life |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | then you are wrong. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Let's go the beer hour. |
