Hitler reacts to a new member joining the lab

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00:00 - 00:03Sir, we still have control so far. We are still commiting HR violations on all fronts.
00:04 - 00:06Ines has led a successful defence in the south.
00:06 - 00:07But unfortunately we lost her to Paris.
00:08 - 00:12As a replacement we got a new Post-Doc.
00:12 - 00:15Her name is Francesca and will be in the DNA repair team.
00:17 - 00:20Send Neos to teach her our HR violations.
00:20 - 00:21it will be fine.
00:24 - 00:26Mein Führer
00:27 - 00:28Neos...
00:31 - 00:33Neos said that he can't teach her
00:34 - 00:39she is a mature woman and won't be ok with our teachings
00:53 - 00:58Everyone leave, except Mustafa, Max, Dmitry, Caelan, and Thomas.
01:13 - 01:15It was an order!!!
01:15 - 01:17Teaching her was an order!!!
01:18 - 01:24Does Neos really think that a woman can't commit HR violations?
01:25 - 01:28You fool sexists!
01:29 - 01:31We had Ines on the team!
01:31 - 01:34She would violate all of it!
01:34 - 01:37Violate all the code of conduct
01:38 - 01:40during the COFFEE BREAK!
01:40 - 01:42Mein Führer, we can't risk a punishment!
01:42 - 01:46You are COWARDS, BORING, LOSERS!
01:46 - 01:48Mein Führer, we want to have jobs afterwards.
01:48 - 01:52Damn you and your little dreams!
01:53 - 01:54You are without an honor!
01:56 - 01:57You call yourself violaters
01:57 - 02:00because you were doing it
02:00 - 02:03only when Sabine was in office
02:04 - 02:08But since Jessica assumed office
02:08 - 02:13you have turned into little cowards!
02:14 - 02:16I wish I had my old team with me!
02:17 - 02:21I should have put you all in the Gulag like Stalin!
02:27 - 02:29I thought my team was more brave.
02:30 - 02:34But it turned out that I am alone. Alone in my dreams
02:34 - 02:37of violating every HR rule in Europe.
02:41 - 02:42Traitors!
02:43 - 02:47From the very beginning we said we will violate all rules!
02:48 - 02:53But it turns out that I was alone when it comes to doing the actual work!
02:54 - 02:56All of you traitors gave up.
02:56 - 02:59You will pay dearly for that!
03:00 - 03:03You will become boring and burnt out, just like every other PhD.
03:04 - 03:07Do not worry, I can tell you an NSFW joke later.
03:14 - 03:16My words are falling on deaf ears.
03:19 - 03:23We will become now mature and politically correct.
03:25 - 03:26It's over.
03:31 - 03:33The war is lost.
03:40 - 03:46But if you think that I will give up my jokes in my private life
03:46 - 03:49then you are wrong.
03:53 - 03:56Let's go the beer hour.