Greg Bovino's Downfall
For my Minneapolis Friends during this hard time! Love you guys!!!
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | I.C.E and Border Patrol are stationed around the perimeter of Minneapolis. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We've covered the co-op grocery store, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Bryant-Lake Bowling alley, and every consignment shop in the area. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Also the Sculpture Garden, the Leaning Tower of Pizza, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and every yoga studio, and Vietnamese restaurant in the area. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No undocumented Pho will get past us. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | More white people than we expected, but we're winning this war. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Commander Bovino... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Trump ... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Trump is sending you home to California and you've been told to retire. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They've also blocked your social media accounts. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you don't follow me on Facebook, Instagram, X, or TikTok, leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I did everything they told me to do! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What am I doing this for if I don't get "likes"? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I was mocked for being short, my high-pitched voice, my hair like Sean Penn's character Lockjaw.. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They even doxxed my high school yearbook photo. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They said I had a small penis. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | It's 20 below in Minneapolis! Have you ever heard of "shrinkage"? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I posted memes and trolled the libs. Like I was supposed to do! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I refused to wear a mask. I wore my Nazi coat! What they fuck more do they want? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | The NRA is upset that you criticized guns. They say you look like a butch lesbian. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I killed a lesbian! And killed again. Was Alex Pretti some kind of choir boy or Boy Scout? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Commander, he was both. And a nurse at the VA. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | How am I supposed to know that? Do I look like Einstein to you? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'm trying to be an Influencer! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Or get a job on Fox News. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Newsmax and OAN are going to regret that they rejected me! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And Elon Musk owes me a billion dollars for all the traffic I directed to his shitty site! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And I'm going to sue Donald Trump and Kristi Noem and that whole bunch of idiots. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And Joe Rogan is nothing to me. You hear? Nothing! NOTHING!!!!!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I deserve to be on Bill Maher's show if it's the last thing I ever do. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | If he can call himself a hero for having dinner with Donald Trump then what's wrong with me? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I don't understand why they're throwing me under the bus. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I post a LOT of memes. No one shitposts more than me. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | If you don't have followers, you're nothing. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I pay extra every month for a Blue checkmark account! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I bought a Go-Pro for my lieutenant. I shouldn't have to use Klarna to pay fo my basic necessities! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And why are they constantly changing my credit rating? And why don't the strippers like me? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Fucking people keep blowing whistles when I show up. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You'd think a stripper would understand me. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You don't have to speak English to understand a whistle. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay. One day you'll be able to afford Mar-A-Lago face. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | They'll probably put Tom Homan in my place. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | He's not Central Casting. Like I was. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I thought the stripper really liked me. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | But it's all a trick. We're all alone. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I just don't understand why I voted for leopards eating my face and when leopards ate my face.... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | ...everyone acted like I should have known that leopards would eat my face. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fucking leopards. |