| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, the American delegation |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | descended upon Davos |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | to impose their will |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | on all of Europe and England. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Trump is claiming the whole hemisphere. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The EU will surrender |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | after he invades Greenland. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He didn't... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He said he had a "deal." |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And he quickly left for home. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody who said Trump was just bluffing, leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Trump always TACO's out! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | When will you learn!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | It's a distraction every time |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | from the Epstein Files. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | [whispers] |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Stephen Miller promised us |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | this time would be different! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He's way behind schedule. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, ICE is making good progress. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | By shooting women in the face?!?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Bovino will get the job done. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He's a pathetic little fetus! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | The MAGAts promised |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | to continue our work |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | to create a fourth reich. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They're way behind schedule! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Trump is falling apart, rotting from the insides. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He drools and slurps through every press conference. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He shits himself constantly. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We're supposed to be the master race. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We need a new strategy. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Get ahold of Musk and Peter Thiel |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | also that weird Facebook guy. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And Stephen Miller |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | All six Supreme Court nazis, even the Uncle Tom. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | This is our last chance before their midterm elections. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Time for a blitzkreig. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They must lock up democrats. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Take away women's right to vote! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Trump will be our protector. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe the time has come |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | to give up on Trump once and for all. JD is |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ready to lead. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | He's more normal. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | He has that masculine charm and charisma. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Tell them to invoke it, |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | the 25th Amendment. |
