| 00:00 - 00:03 | Pete, we have just selected the location |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | for the El Golfo trip 2026. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We have chosen the city |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They have great courses |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and the nightlife looks excellent |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good, and the playing |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | partners have been picked? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Pete, er, you |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | errr |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You are with Fossie |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The draw has been made |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Leave if you won't consider swapping |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | FOSSIE, AGAIN! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Surely, not again! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Will they not swap?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Not me again |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | How can this happen again |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Last time he pretended to be |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | an Irish pilot for gods sake |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I bet this was Salmon's doing |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | It was a random draw |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | This is a joke. Random draw my arse! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Pete, I swear |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Even Rob, yes even hungover Rob |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Just once please |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He can't be bothered to |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | even do his free golf lessons |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | but even he doesn't take a |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | trolley across the green in front of the owner! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Fossie talks more than Matt |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | if that is even possible! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'll partner with Squeaky even if he can't chip over a puddle |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'll do anything |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'll not make it to even hole 10 again |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | This can't be happening to me |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | What about Kev? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I bet he is busy being groomed by 80 year olds again |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and what is this I hear about James? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Maybe my arse |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Patrick still hiding in bloody Hamburg |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Even Fi would be better |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He doesn't mean it. You're better than Fossie |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I bet Chilvers will change his mind again |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's just after the padel pairing as well... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I thought it |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | might be different this time |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Billy wouldn't have done this |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | He does the best trips |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I love Drapers |
