| 00:00 - 00:03 | My führer we have an update |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | on Sloan shinny yesterday. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Clough received it here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Directly in the slot, with no coverage |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We estimate that he had 5 or 6 seconds to make a play or score |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'm sure he buried the chance |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Put it through the wickets, no problem |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He did not... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He coughed it up to black team in the slot |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They took the puck down and scored |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I want everyone from black team, goaltenders and call ups to leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What's why I prefer |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You tell that simp to stay home |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He can 3D print and masterbate, rather than embarrass the whites |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Joe worked hard to bring females to the game |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Makes us look like a bunch of betas |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I would prefer we play the red glove loser |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Someone who can do something, even Allen |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Knee-less Ed or the Beaulieu's girlfriend |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, she's a 6 at best. Not hot by any standard |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | She might bring out the slightest bit of testosterone |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Even if we gave Clough women |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Do you fools believe his ridiculous sex story? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He's never had pussy! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Even if we use Marko more |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | He betrayed us with the WAG files, but he can skate |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and thankfully no one in the hallway knows |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | that he's bird watching in the room like its National Geographics |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Or even lazy Dickinson who buries his own teammates |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and taking headshots on his own goalie |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Scorcia has taken more shots to the face than Riley Reid |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | No disrepect to Riley Reid... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I want someone who has passion and balls |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Like Munn, he plays the right way |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Its unforgivable that |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | we let Ricky go. He played like a proper psychopath |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Now we have Sloan toe dragging e-division beta males |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Grave was a nice balance for a while but still... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Evan Pierce has testosterone but wasted it |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Ask Pags about the spit roast |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its OK, it was just one time in the back door |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Does anyone notice that |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | When Scorcia posts hilarious memes about Carney or Indians |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It goes quiet... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Occasional Dicky "like" |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I remember at Canada's wonderland when we used to pee in the wavepool on Indians for humour |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Now we have clough... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Go get me a 3D printed coaster... |
