Hitler Learns of the ACC-Big Ten Final on January 19, 2026
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An internet outage means a late discovery of losses by Ole Miss and other SEC teams during the FBS playoffs.
(by TeboGazebo).
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | With constant internet outages, we |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | only now have a rundown on the FBS playoffs. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | There were some upsets and blow-outs. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The final is still set for the 19th in Miami |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Odds today have the Hoosiers by 7.5 points. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | A 7.5 spread, thank god |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | for the SEC. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mien Fuhrer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Ole Miss... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Ole Miss lost to Miami 31-27. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It didn't manage to beat the spread. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Stand fast if you didn't bet on Mendoza winning the Heisman as I predicted. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | We're supposed to accept the fact |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | that the FBS "Champion" is going to come |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | out of either the ACC or the Big Ten? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | That the power of the SEC, long acknowledged |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and long cherished by millions |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | of fans, none of whom either attended or |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | are affiliated with the likes of |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Auburn's Tigers, Georgia's Bulldogs and Kentucky's Wildcats |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I'm a peachy Bulldog in my heart and have the tenacity of a Tiger. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | And I always roll Crimson but that's not the point. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But upsets happen and can't be predicted. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Spare me your loser logic. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Kevin Hart always calls me a winner |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | and Jessie Coffield on and off the lacrosse field |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | always makes it rain in my house. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I didn't just find the Onyx level, I earned it. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I bet on the SEC because it's the only football conference |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | dynasty with any heart, any soul! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It wins because it was designed to win! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Look at the number of coaches poached from the Big Ten. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Look how many players it's turned into NFL stars. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Look how much merchandise and broadcast revenue it generates. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And not because it had to merge with any team in a major broadcast market. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | It didn't have to merge with teams from the two left coasts. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | You're telling me USC and Rutgers is a legitimate match-up? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Or Oregon and Iowa? Why don't we just put Elon up against the Huskies. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'm as die-hard a fan as any other non-athlete. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But I will not sit here and convince myself that either |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | the Big 10 or ACC have teams worthy of becoming National Champion. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, Mendoza still keeps the Heisman if IU loses. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And now the joy of preseason fades to chagrin and heartache. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And now my love of the sport pales into grief and only wistful memory. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | A memory of a time. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | A time before pointless conference mergers and their streaming rights. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I know you've put money on Miami to not only win but beat the spread. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And that you've gone for the cheap thrill of a win now. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Instead of remaining true to B-Town. |