| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Mayo Community Games starts here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Entrants travel in |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and arrive here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Those coming from North Mayo arrive here, ready to win |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They expect to win every thing |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No Ballina this year |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | so nothing to worry about |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Furher, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Ballina |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Ballina have returned for 2026. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Ballina's return is not my fault |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Get me some Rum, a Kettle, Yogurt, Crisps & Porter |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How did this happen |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We got rid of them years ago |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The Quay went, then Ballina, gone for good you said |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And now you say they are back |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I cant believe it |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Back in? I should have use the SS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We were winning soft medals for years |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Now we have to get Castlebar to fight them |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My further, its not that simple |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fight will you, they cannot win |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Furher, Castlebar collapsed last year |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Ah now, what they hell have you been doing |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I love all of Eireann |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Except Ballina and the Quay |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | It takes an hour to cross the bloody river |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | That one way system is garbage |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They even put that pedestrian bridge in the wrong place |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We have been making them false promises for years |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Bypass my arse |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We even managed their new running track like Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They cannot be allowed win |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If I have to ref every competition myself |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We will rob all their medals |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I got rid of them in 23 |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I will have to do it again |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Ye lot are totally red rotten useless |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | How could ye let them in again |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Your some beaut, joining them together |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The South are supposed to win everything |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Pull yourself together, we can still win |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | At least we have Westport |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We have been giving them money for facilities for years |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | no worries |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | A pin prick in a ballon |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We will see how they like losing to Wesport in everything |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Wesport beat them in Championship |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Oh no, they didn't. |
