| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sleeper's giving us 30% headed into MNF. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Chase Brown, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | That fucking bum, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He put up 32.90 against the Dolphins. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and RJ harvey put up 22.10 somehow too. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Well, surely, we can put up 150. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Kelce, Jonathan Taylor, JSN, Jamar Chase... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Coach Young... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Kelce... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Kelce put up 1.60 against the Titans. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Jason Myers made zero field goals. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out now. Except, Taylor, Kelce, Carter, and Myers. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK IS OUR PROBLEM? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | CHASE FUCKING BROWN? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This is the best fucking fantasy team I've ever seen in my life! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Michael fucking Carter. Pathetic. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The Bengals fucking suck! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | It's the fucking playoffs and now the Titans beat the chiefs. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Who the fuck in Vegas called this one? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | A cruel joke, once again! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Jack, Jonathan Taylor and Drake Maye are still waiting! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Those pathetic scoundrels? Taylor has been pathetic! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | They're the best in their positions! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The Colts are starting Phillip Rivers! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Fuck! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Kelce, don't forget... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Titans' secondary holding you to 1.30! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Go fuck off back to Ike's shitty team! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Jamar Chase... 1-1! Not a single touchdown! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And what the fuck, Tyjae Spears on the bench? 21.5? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He's scored one TD all year! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Losing on a 11.10 Ceedee week! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | At least we got |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | the most points for! Remember 180 versus Danny? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | 20 dollars gone in a weekend! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fucking Kelce! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I draft JSN, Drake Maye, JT, Jamar Chase! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And I fucking lose to Chase Brown's breakout! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | You fucking scoundrels |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Michael Carter! I'm never listening to sleeper AI again! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | RB1? Yeah fucking right! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, at least Cam is him. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The Titans keep winning games. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Arvell Reese... you're a Giant. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Fuck. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The journey... is over. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Travis Kelce, you find Viveth's venmo, say you're a fucking bum too. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Taylor Swift's husband 1.30 against the Titans. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Congratulations Gabriel. |
