| 00:00 - 00:03 | After a disastrous 1-6 start, the Midnight Express |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | are now positioned to |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | wreak havoc in the playoffs |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Josh Allen is on a tear, Henderson is the next elite RB |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and Trey McBride is now flexing every week |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Its Ok, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The Gorillas have scored over 169 points |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Coach |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Express... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Midnight Express have scored 185 points. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They've advanced and await you in the 2nd Round |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All of my immediate neighbors, stay here. Everyone else leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | UN-FREAKING-BELIEVABLE!!!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HE WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO WIN THIS WEEK! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THE GORILLAS SCORED OVER 170! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | THAT WAS MORE THAN ENOUGH TO KNOCK A TEAM OUT |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | NO WAY THIS SHOULD HAPPEN |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | BUT NO...NACUA EARNS CAREER HIGH YARDAGE |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | HENDERSON IS THE NEXT LT |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | MCBRIDE IS FREAKING UNSTOPPABLE!!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Coach, He started the season 1-6! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | AND YET HE LIVES!!!!! AND HE IS COMING FOR ME NOW!!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | There has never been such a turnaround |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I DON"T NEED YOU TO TELL ME THAT! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I KNOW!!!!!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | THEY ARE FIRING ON ALL CYLINDERS NOW |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | MAXIMIZING THEIR ROSTER |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | SCORING POINTS LIKE THEY'RE GOING OUT OF STYLE |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH AN ACCURATE START/SIT % |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | ALL HIS PLAYERS HAVE BOUGHT IN AND BALLING OUT |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | HE EVEN STARTED JERRY F'N JEUDY AND HE STILL WON!!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | 1-6, AND NOW HE'S HERE. I'M SCREWED! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This was my year |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Last season I finished dead last, carrying golf bags as punishment |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I rose from the ashes! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But now..... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I HAVE TO PLAY AGAINST JOSH ALLEN WHO IS RIDING HIGH WITH A NEW BABY ON THE WAY! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | NACUA IS GOING TO ROLL MY TEAM |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | He has two nice options at 2nd QB |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | HE'S STARTING A ROOKIE TE IN HIS FLEX WHO IS PRODUCING |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | MEANWHILE JEANTY CAN'T RUN OVER A LAWN CHAIR! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's the Raiders not Jeanty's fault |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I've dominated all season |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Paid top dollar for that A.I. fantasy football advice program |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | All up in the air now |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I am no longer certain |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You all failed in taking him out. a 1-6 team should not be here |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Playing for a spot in the Championship |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | At least I won't be last again. |
