| 00:00 - 00:03 | Week 15 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We've made our choice |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The Uranus Puckers |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They should be an easy target |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | after our 4 straight Studs of the Week |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We are unbeatable |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | How much did we win by? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Coach Thomas |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Puckers |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Puckers won by like a half point |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We are out of the playoffs |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out except George Pickens, Rashee Rice, Lamar Jackson, and the Seahawks D |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What in the HELL happened???? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This was our goddamn year! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We should have blitzkrieged our way to the championship |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | utter and complete domination! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | not those kind of udders |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | 60 dollars WIFFL for you Lamar |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | for you to just play like Max Brosmer! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Where were you Achane?? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We played an invigorated ARod |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He's a drug addict! He's older than Rivers!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Coach Thomas these things happen |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Excuses! You let Darren Waller beat you |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | DARREN WALLER! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Losing to the Puckers |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and their collection of waiver wire trash. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Did the Eagles forget how to tush push?? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Jalen Hurts -worthless! He might as well be Justin Fields! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Don't even get me started on you George Pickens.... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | You have to get 5 friggin points! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | It's the WIFFL playoffs!!! PLAY LIKE IT! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You have all deserted me. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I have done all I can. Made all the moves. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I can't play the game for you! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I may as well |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I may as well change the name back to Six Pack of Wupass |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The "Streetfighters"? Which street? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Sesame Street? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I can't deal with this betrayal. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You're going to let Friedrich win! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | There's no way. Steve's team sucks. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I've never been more disappointed. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | But on the bright side, at least we haven't |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | mortgaged our future |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | with disastrous trades and salary |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | In 2026 we will have many solid keepers |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and a bright future |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | so all is not lost..... |
