| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, we can't get the tire seated. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The bead is broken. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It will not inflate. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We do not have a Schrader adapter for our compressor. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We planned to go to the Bike Loft. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Go there. Now. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Take an early lunch. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Bike Loft... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ...is closed, apparently all day. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We do not know why. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | You five idiots in the back. Leave us, now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | It's fucking closed? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How is it fucking closed? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Why is it fucking closed? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | It's a fucking Tuesday! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | What the fuck? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | No one shows up to work anymore! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | These lazy fucks! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | How am I going to ride tonight? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, you could go for a walk. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I could go for a fucking walk? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, it could be quite relaxing. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fuck you! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Go fuck yourself! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You stupid piece of shit! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | How am I to "send it" on a walk? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Go for a walk," he says. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You stupid fuck. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I need to get my endorphins flowing! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He thinks I should go for a nice stroll! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Well, fuck him to hell! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | But seriously, fuck that guy. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I don't know what he's even talking about. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | A walk. Fucking hell. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Give me more ideas. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | What the fuck can I do tonight? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I need to fucking exercise! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I need to shred the trails. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The trails are prime! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | This idiot wants me to posthole them! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK. Syracuse Bike should be open. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Is Syracuse Bike open? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I need to know. Tell me. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Is Matt working? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Or KP? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I just need one blast from their compressor. Just one blast. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Seat the bead, for the love of God. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And shred these goddamn trails. |
