| 00:00 - 00:03 | My mighty commissioner |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | I’ve looked at the standings |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | we’re at the knockout stage |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | looking at the standings, I don’t think you’ve made the knockout |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | You’re playing for the toilet bowl |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Double check the results |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The results must be wrong |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I’m afraid |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Phast has won more than you |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You have not qualified |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Gibbo, Dan Trump, Miller’s, Calum. Piss off |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What do you fucking mean |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I’m not in the fucking playoffs |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I am the commissioner of this league |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This is my league! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I run this shit |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And how the fuck has the Phast won more |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I have done everything to fuck him up |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and he’s still through |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, I can’t turn back time |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | But I fucking can! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein fuhrer that’s not fair |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I’ll you what’s fucking fair |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | IT’S MY LEAGUE! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | A Seaton is back |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I’ve fiddled his games all season |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and now he wants to take me down! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Maybe I can go back and change his scores |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I have the powers to change this league |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | THIS IS MY LEAGUE! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | All these fuckers finishing above me |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | There must be a way |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | A way to take the Phast out |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I’ve done analysis |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Seaton’s been robbed |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | from a spot in the bye week |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We need to do right by this guy |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | He has 3 extra wins |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Now there will be one loss each |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | for Gary, James and the Phast |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He always finds a way to fuck the Phast |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I don’t want a tattoo |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It shouldn’t happen to the Fuhrer |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | The Phast |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Gary, James |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You’ve all lost another game |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | This is my league |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Kyle Pitts is shit as well! |
