| 00:00 - 00:03 | ....this is where the can was purchased |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | at home depot |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | on Memorial |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Grand Prix White and Moss Green |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Oreilly's was all out of paint |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | 2 part with hardener |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | of course |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | John, it was |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | rattle can |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | rustoleum..........the forums |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | said it was just as good as automotive paint |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | everyone leave except the 4 morons in front of me |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | how many times have I told you |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | never use fucking rattle can |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | on my cars, what is it with you guys |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | i told you, I TOLD YOU!! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | you get any shit on that paint |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | it's coming off |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | what is this Rauh-Welt!!!???? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | want some silicone while you're at it? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Webb: the forums say it is guaranteed |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | if I tell you a chicken .... |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Webb: the forums said... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | you think I give a flying fuck what those |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | assholes say on the internet |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | if I tell you a chicken can |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | pull a freight train get out the harness!!! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | .....no one listens to me |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | except my stupid dog. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and he bites everyone and shits |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | himself all day |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | if you idiots were doctors |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | you couldn't cure a ham |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I've been doing this for 40 years |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I used to own the Porsche dealership |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I've forgotten more than |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | you will ever know |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Do it once, |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | do it right, |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and be done with it! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I don't care what you've read |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | it's ok, this is normal |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I try to help you idiots |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Snapper is smarter than |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | you assholes |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | you might as well go get a job |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | at the collision center next door |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If you guys were Doctors |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | you couldn't cure a ham |
