Florida finds out that Kiffin is going to LSU
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When Cohen realized Florida is not getting Kiffin to LSU. Fuck Kiffin
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have let Sexton know that our jorts supply is good? |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Yes, Heir Cohen. Jorts are ready to roll |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Good. What about toothless meth addicted fans? |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have more than enough for Lane |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We have also promised to name a gatorade flavor after Lane. Call it Joey Freshwater Fruit Punch |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good. We can we expect him to sign by Dec. 1. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Go ahead and start on Lane Kiffin's statue |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Heir Cohen.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | There has been a... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | LSU is now the favorite to land Kiffin |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Ole Miss has also started their search for a new coach |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you are not married to your cousin or have tried to bang a fat chick, leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | The Governor called Sexton a scumbag! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They fired their coach and don't want to pay him the money due him! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How can Lane want to deal with those Cajun Dipsh*ts! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I mean they smell of corndogs 24/7 |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | If they are not drunk, they are about to be drunk |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I mean my god, that stole from a Children's cancer hospital |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Why in God's name who Lane chose LSU over Florida? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I mean it would be smarter to stay at Ole Miss |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | LSU plays night games! They have a big stadium! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | So what?!? That is the most useless thing on Earth |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | They have lots of talent in-state |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | So what?!? these kids only care about money. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | LSU can't threaten parent's jobs anymore |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I mean big stadium as a factor?!? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Only an idiot would let that be a factor! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | LSU has to pay Kelly $54 million and are fighting that! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Kiffin would have to be retarded to want to go there! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Sexton would have to be a scumbag to even let Kiffin go there! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We had him! He was our new coach! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I mean the only way we lose Kiffin is that he is the snake they say he is! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We told everyone he was ours |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We were so arrogrant about him being our new coach |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | How did we mess this up so bad? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I mean I did hot yoga with him! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | HOT YOGA! My jorts rode up my crack for 3 days! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Sexton slapped us in the face with his dick! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | His 2 inch micropenis! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Across our face! Then he bent over for LSU! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Sexton took that tiger c*ck right up his pooper! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | All for what!?! A bigger stadium!?! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | My god that is the dumbest sh*t ever! |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Kiffin must be retarded |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | There is no other thing it could be |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | To act that way and burn it down for a bigger stadium?!? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Kiffin is the scorpion. Ole Miss and us are the frog. It is his nature to do this. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | He has not learned or grown any. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Kiffin, the retarded scorpion. Someone call Urban |