| 00:00 - 00:03 | hi there my fellow men |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | here's the place |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | this is Captain's Cafe |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | we all have to get going so we won't wait |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | because we do not want to in the line |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | that's good guys |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | it's not in Myrtle Beach |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | my fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | it's |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | it is in Myrtle Beach |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | girl contacts and grilled cheese |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | those who love Captain's Cafe, leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | are you guys serious? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | 3 of them at once |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | it's totally a piece of shit |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Trump seriously needs to be impeached now |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | he is a stupid guy |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I wish he never won |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | how do you do all 3 things at a food place? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | what is this? A Republican convention? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | it's the most requested thing so far |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | oh that's just stupid |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | well that's the truth |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I'm not kidding, Trump needs to be impeached now |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I hate that guy |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | he really is so stupid, I wish he didn't win |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | he eats McDonald's way too much, that's unhealthy as hell |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | which he probably won't even live his entire 2nd term |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | he even did better than 2016 |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The Republican Party is absolutely dumb |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | too bad it's here |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | even this infamous party is strongly hated by STALIN |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I just really hate Captain's Cafe |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I want that place gone. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I'm Democratic after all |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Republicans |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I wish they would just leave us alone |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | the Myrtle Beach girls must be so proud |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | they think they're so fucking smart when it's not true |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | that's a bunch of stupid fucking nonsense |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | why should I even care about them? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | it's ok, Gerda, we love Captain's Cafe |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | this is just nothing but shit |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | just what the hell is wrong with those voters? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | this is a fail |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | stupid Republicans |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | we need to find a way to impeach Trump now |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | because he has 0 business in being here at all |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | keep our country blue |
