| 00:00 - 00:03 | We finally have some exciting news for you. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Secure sources on the internet |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | have some great advice. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | If you rotate Garr two times, do a /dance and stand up in your chair |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | he should drop the final binding for you. Guaranteed. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Are you sure this time |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | that this is the proper way to do it? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Maymayday... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | That depends... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ... depends on if we have enough sign-ups from the guild. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And I don't think so. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | You guys stay: Hazt, Klodrian, Tigris and Kmp. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How hard is it?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I just want a fucking Thunderfury! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I really, really, really want it before the TBC pre-patch. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The fucking RNG in this guild. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I swear this is a plot! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Tigris waited over 6 months for a MH weapon, |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | random puggers getting BIS items. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And fucking Hazt just got a girlfriend?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Maymayday, people should be allowed to a private life. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Private life?! What have you've been eating, Kmp? Uncooked gyros?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mayayday, now you are unreasonable! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I can smell your tzatziki breath every time you open your mouth! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Use some mouth wash, damn it! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | This is not a guild anymore. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | This is a band of clowns now. Fucking clowns. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They just want to level up alts and sit around in Orgrimmar! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Feelthepower is in UBRS 24/7 and buffing fire resistance. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | But we aren't even doing BWL. We can't even assemble a raid for BWL! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I just miss ERA so much. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Bring your gold, join a raid and get so much loot you'd need new bags! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Speaking of loot... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Klodrian is the loot master now. I chose him personally. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | A Danish loot master. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Damn it. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | If he starts to tell a new story for each item that is rolled out... One more time! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I swear I will punch him so hard in his Danish throat. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But he never stops talking. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Even during pulls he keeps on babbling. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | How the hell are we supposed to focus?! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Capo, please don't cry... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I must think of something new. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe just arrange my own pugs. A damn pug to get what I want. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | This guild is cursed. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'm tired. And exhausted. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm a high warlord. I have Kingsfall. I have DFT. I have it all... Almost. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But not that stupid orange sword. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I need an apple now. |
