| 00:00 - 00:03 | Yo bro.. listen to this beautiful story! |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We are taking over Norway |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Here, here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They cannot escape |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They are suffering here also |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | How are they embracing |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The Suffering? |
| 00:24 - 00:27 | Your highness of the highest corrupt government order |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Norwegains |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Norwegians do not like it |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They do not like the scam |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All of those who have a brain leave this important government meeting |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are they that lost! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Do the Norwegian slaves not understand? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Bomringen is The Saviour of The Universe and they are against it |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We need to follow The Norwegian tradition |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | As Pirates! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | When we find treasure we will dig it underground |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and never look at it again! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Let the people pay! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Norwegian people don’t want to pay The Bomringen |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | My orders does not care about there feelings! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But the people are starting to feel trapped |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Then I we will put a Bomring around every door! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Soon they wil pay for the air |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | The Gravitational Pull of The Bomringen |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | is much higher then The Black hole in The Center of The Milky Way |
| 02:02 - 02:04 | They will not escape it! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | When the Aliens arive they will see the Bomringen of Norway |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and will not dare to meet the imbecils of this Planet |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Tax on tax |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Bomring for ever in The Face! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I am The Government |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If I want to identify myself as a corrupt retard |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Then I have the right to do so |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | All the gas and oil is mine |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The Norwegians will never touch it! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We are selling the environmental crap while we are drilling and selling the oil to others |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | No more ice ages |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | World floods and Vulcano eruptions |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Continental shifts |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Excuse me, your tears are harming The Environment |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Asteroids |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The Sun will never die and explode |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | All thanks to The Bomringen |
| 03:31 - 03:34 | And they are the ones who will never understand |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | The science changes every 10 years so follow it |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Stop using your brain |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And give me all the money |
