Hitler's Cat!
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Hitler gets the news that someone has seen his cat and taken a photo of it having a crap!
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've just received these reports |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | As you can see |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | your cat has been wondering |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We've had reports from |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | the south and west |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I know this already |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He's been seen all over the place |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | someone has a.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Someone has a picture of your cat |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | taking a dump in their garden |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Right, only those who seen the photo can stay... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How dare you come to me |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | with these lies |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | For over 6 years I have cared for and loved my cat |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | But no, none of you could see this |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | All those litter trays |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Full to the brim!, cleaned out by my |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | own hand and then I had to chase |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | the thing and wipe it's arse with babywipes |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer if we had known this |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Waiting up all those late nights |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer but how could we, |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Vet's bill's! Cat Litter and Food.. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Cost a bloody fortune! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Now someone with a camera |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | has a photo of some cat |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | might be mine, might be someone else's |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Crapping in their garden without a care in the world |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and this has now come back to me |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Just because my cat happen to look |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | exactly like me and not that tube Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | If Eason's was still open |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I could get a white Marker pen.. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | This war has closed everything |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And pet supplies! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | You cant even get a squeaky mouse anywhere! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and as for worm and flee tablets, |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The whole house is infested |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | never mind the bullet holes in the roof! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and the bomb craters out the back.. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok dear Pets at Home are still open! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The wee cat is the only thing |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | that has stopped be from invading England |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Back in 1940 |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And now the truth of it |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | The Cat is a clone from my own Genes, the Doctors told me |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | a Human-Cat super being |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And now Deb's is stuck with it. |