| 00:00 - 00:03 | I have every single Alien related game known to man |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | even the arcade ones |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and the natgeo |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I'm particularly partial to AVP2 |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and the old doom-like one |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I never saw Alien |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | or Predator |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My friend.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Kex.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You are now contractually obligated |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You have to watch them. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who has seen the movies, leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I only watch Anime! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why would I watch this!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Waifus and oni-chans is all I need |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I bet they aren't even good |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Some silly monster movie! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I like cartoons with big asses |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Not pointless monster movies with no plot |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And the games probably suck! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Kex the games are some of the best |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Diablo is the best! And Nikke! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Kex you are just wrong |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Abandoning my waifus is wrong |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Silly monsters! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You want me to watch |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | A bunch of 50 year old movies |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | With no big boobie genki girls |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Monsters movies aren't worth watching |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I watch Crunchyroll and Netflix. Not Hulu! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Yet you want Diablo updates |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'm not getting motivated with no anime |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You must understand this |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | You know I like my waifus |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | BIG OL BOOBAS |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I can't afford Hulu |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I spent all my money on pillows |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and Amazon which I don't even use |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'll watch the first one |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But you know I won't like it |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | DOGSHIT MONSTER MOVIES! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He doesn't mean it.. he will like them |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I never thought I would do this |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | No adult children.. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | high school bullies.. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | for monsters.. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm definitely not playing the games |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'll try the movies |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | but it's your head.. |
