| 00:00 - 00:05 | The feudal Knight said to day bitcoin to one million. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | He has bitcoin |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | The serfs have credit cards |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Crypto community got excited |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Massive orders of Dom Pérignon |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Some started ordering superyachts |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Mansions too |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Everywhere |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Rhode Island |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Nice |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Monte Carlo |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Abundance is coming |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | For the 0.001% |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | The rest order your cat food |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Official inflation? |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Up 25% in last 4 years |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Real? Up 100% |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | But bitcoin? |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | It's going to one million |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | You remember Einstein? |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | The universe is finite |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Stupidity is infinite, |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Make a computer byte |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Sell it for a million |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | This is current status |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | You have no bitcoin? |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Have fun |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | staying poor |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Maximum moral hazard |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | I'm not an economist |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | AI and bitcoin |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | now come the robots |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | they asked for it |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | they believed promises |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | your taco source |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | is costing more |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | tariff here, there, everywhere |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | No problem, bitcoin to a million |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | We succeeded serfs |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Trust your Knights |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | and your Lords |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | you'll be fine |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | make the serfdom great again |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Maximum BS |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | and serfs like it |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | next they will put tariffs on dreams |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Serfs will sleep less. |
