NAGNAS Announcement
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Hitler drafts the fifth player to Not a Shower Not a Grower for the Pinehurst golf weekend.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir we're in the home stretch |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have four players |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | on not a grower's, not a show'ers |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and need to announce another name |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | for when we get to Pinehurst next month |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | is it too late to undraft Brent or Dan? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I think I got the Olson's mixed up |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | sir, there's a rule |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | that everyone needs |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | to be on a team |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | even if they've only paid the deposit so far |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | if your dick is bigger than 2 inches showing or 4 inches growing, get out of my office |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | who is available on short notice |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | that has a tiny dick |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and can hit nukes off the tee that make Hiroshima look like a 3 year old bday party |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I need someone that has been expelled from a mostly white school |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | to go to an all white school |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | that can't keep his clothes on when Whitney comes on |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and hits nukes at greens, 66th street in Richfield |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and cars at 94 from the Action City mini golf course |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir I think he'd be down for throwing a dildo on a WNBA court |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Is it a green dildo or is he going to get creative with it? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I think he'd throw a butt plug if we needed |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | It better be someone who's willing to jump off a balcony |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | when their favorite |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | team gets trucked by Ole Miss |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | in a massively important conference game |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and then lays in bed all night |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | watching Tebow's post game presser on repeat |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Sobbing, feeling so bad for Tim because he worked so hard |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Getting curb stomped as 14-point favorites |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | in the swamp of all places, with Harvin and Hernandez on his team |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | to cap things off |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | tosses his cock into his right-hand |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and gives it the Odin Lloyd treatment |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We can't fuck this pick up |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | we've got one guy that can't keep his shit in his body on zoom calls |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and another guy telling that guy that the best thing about him is his diabetes |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | while Pat's team is high fiving... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | ass slapping and playing cum cracker |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | does this guy even have a plane ticket yet... |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | he's flying on spirit and doesn't have a big front seat and they stopped selling buzz balls |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I guess any guy |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | who's willing to pull Kevin Horner's dick out |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and give him |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | an OTP handjob is good with me |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | just make sure he brings the same oversized ball marker to Raleigh that he brought to State in 2000. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and order a Costco sized supply of mango mist |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | let's do it bud, give me Tommy Solum |