| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Badger, updates are in from all sources |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Scousers are on the move |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and are almost in Dundee |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | as usual several ringers have been recruited |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | including an extra Sweeney and Pilley |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | no panic...Harkin says Andy is a dark horse this year.................. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | we'll be fine thanks to that 7-wood |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Badger |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | well |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | well..not exactly true |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | since playing the medal he hasn't broken 100 yet |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | you bring this to me now, clear the pub, committee members only |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | it's the same every f******g year! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | this should be an easy win, they are PISH |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | but now we've got Andy playing like Steeds |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and Jim Kelly with a knackered shoulder |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | did he really say we're not allowed steak pie |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I'll have to plug everything back into ChatGPT now |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | do you dickheads understand it is Robbie we are up against here |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | he's the genetically perfect Ewen remember..he'll be unbearable in victory |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Badger, but we hear that Harkin is in great form |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | the same boy who has a f*****ng HAM SALAD after chucking the match! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Badger he wont this year |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | we'd be better with Dylan Harkin if anybody could actually FIND him |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | this is a disaster |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | you think losing this year is acceptable? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | but I promise you it is not |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | these Sweeneys and Pilleys can't be allowed to taste victory against ME |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I am one point away from being the all time point scorer |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and I just know I'm going to have to give one of them 12 shots in the afternoon |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'll probably lose 8&7 |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Yes we can probably rely on Grant and Tommy but that could be it |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We're already carrying Ged III who's been practicing at the Hyde Park pitch'n'putt |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and we can hope that Jane can make up for her Dad and Neil |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | but if I see Robbie hands in the air on the 18th |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | they've got 4 boys 7 and under |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | and Terry just getting to pick whatever handicap he wants |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and you just know the mini Sweeney and Pilley boys will win their singles easily |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | if we get off to a bad start in the morning |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | we're going to in deep shit come the singles |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | would it be too much to just enjoy my soup |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | i know, I need in for a pee too |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | ah well it's only a game...as they say |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Robbie might be magnanimous |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | i'm now beginning to hope |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | that those sheep shagging bastards who took my clubs |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | are here again this year |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | so I can get on their bus |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | maybe there's will have a working toilet |
