| 00:00 - 00:03 | This is the best attraction |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It is called Anakeesta |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | “The Place of High Ground” |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | You will ride a ski lift |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | with a 1 and 5 year old |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | with a 1 and 5 year old |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | For 45 minutes |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Furher |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Sometimes… |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Sometimes you ride the ski lift for 45 minutes and… |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | they shut the park down |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out- Scuba Steve, Two Tone, and Hoofs stay |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You ride a ski lift for 45 minutes |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | And you expect a 1 and 5 year old to be happy! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I would rather go to the Dude ranch and fish for blue gill with my pinky! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They think they can subject anyone to this! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Dolly Parton knows better! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I heard a child was stung by a bee while waiting in line last week! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | That’s it! Anakeesta is off the list! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I will visit the national parks! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Furher, Sometimes all parking is taken |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | All parking is taken! How is this possible it covers 816 square miles! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | They only have 10 spots! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They only have 10 spots! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | What do we do! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Sit in a cabin and count bears! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I will be calling the owner of Anakeesta |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I will be calling the park ranger |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I will be calling Dolly Parton |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Gatlinberg! Nothing like parking for 20 dollars |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | To stand in line for taffy and overpriced fudge |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I will spend all of my time at No Way Jose’s! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I have been looking forward to this vacation |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We must visit the wax museum with King Kong |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It’s a beacon of light in a lost town |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I will get my picture |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Next to the mountain coaster and Bubba Watson |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We must find the bright side of The Smoky Mountains |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | In spit of Anakeesta and the Dude Ranch |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Pay 70$ to fish for blue gill |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Who do they think they are! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It’s Ok- we will take him cliff jumping at the Sinks |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I just hope |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I get to go cliff jumping at the Sinks |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Gatlinberg |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Pigeon Forge |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | The Great Smokey Mountains- we must take a train ride to look for elk, bear, and raccoons |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | At least we have Bennett’s BBQ |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Their sauce is fire |
