| 00:00 - 00:05 | Invitational 2024- Gold the Team to beat |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | All the talent and good looks |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | After Day 2 it’s 5.5-2.5 |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | 3 singles wins from 8 and it’s theirs |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | They fuckin blew it! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | . |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Chokers! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Team Black won 6 from 8 and won the thing! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | . |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | All Saturday night they were talking so much shit! |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | “We need tougher opposition” |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | “Should we bother tomorrow?” |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | . |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | They sent Ricky Quinn out first |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Quiney will absolutely smoke him they said |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Mate, he hadn’t slept for 3 days! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | “Gold on the board early lads” |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Ricky absolutely flogged him! |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Get a dog up ya! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | He’s seen more powder than Thredbo and Perisher I tell ya |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Never mind Captain Woolley will beat Emmett |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Hang on, his winning captain speech fell out of his pocket, lost it and the match |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Current Nowra GC champion Barnes will win |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | He’s only playing McMahon |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | That guys got the worst swing you’ve ever seen |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Can’t putt either |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | He’s basically the bye |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Guaranteed to play shit |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | It’s been a tough start to Day 3 but the Golds will steady the ship with this win |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Barnes lost! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Duey lost, |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Richo lost, |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | So did Beau! |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | Mate I shit you not |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | It was becoming the greatest bed shit of all time |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | . |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | . |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | They hit more trees than Mick Johnson’s chainsaw |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | They spent more time in the sand than David Hasselhof |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | The lake held more of their balls than a Lotto draw |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | But it was still theirs to lose on the back nine? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Like I said, all the talent |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | The good looks, Jet Ski’s, fast cars and fit birds |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | . |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | But they went full Greg Norman and blew it. |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | And the Blacks won 8.5-7.5 |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | And it was the saddest bus ride back for those losers too |
