| 00:00 - 00:03 | We did plan on staying at the Ibis |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | But it may be too costly |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | So instead we propose |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | that we stay at somewhere smaller |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | such as the Royal Coach motel, which is here. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But we plan on having |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | 50 to 60 people. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Jonathan.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Joey... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Joey thinks we can only get to 30. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And that's including the South Australians. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following stay here: Owen, Mika, Dani and Rachel |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THIS WAS MY FUCKING DREAM! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | YOU'VE ALL RUINED MY DREAM! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WE WERE GOING TO HAVE 50 TO 60 YOUNG JEWS FROM ACROSS AUSTRALIA COME TO ADELAIDE! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Oh and those Kiwis... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | AND OH SO MUCH DEBT! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | WE WERE GOING TO GO INTO SO MUCH DEBT FOR THIS! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | THEY ARE ALL UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | ESPECIALLY THAT TWINK OWEN WHO COULDNT ORGANISE A WINERY! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mika: Jonathan I can't allow you insult Owen like this, he is a twunk now. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | OF COURSE YOU'D KNOW WHAT THE DIFFERENCE IS, YOU POOF! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mika: It was one time with Rabbi Engel! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | AND WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE THIS WHOLE TIME FOR THE SHABBATON? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | ITS ALL RUINED! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | THIS WAS GOING TO BE HUGE! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | THE BIGGEST JEWISH EVENT IN ADELAIDE'S HISTORY! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | AHC AND BEIT SHALOM WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN ABLE TO COMPETE! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | WE WERE GOING TO PROVE THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL THAT AUJS SA WAS BACK! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | BUT WE COULDN'T EVEN GET 50 PEOPLE TO COME HERE AND ENJOY THEMSELVES! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | TO HAVE SOME RUACH VIBES! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | MORE JEWS WOULD HAVE COME TO AN EVENT ORGANISED BY STALIN! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This was going to be the turning point for Adelaide's Jewish community. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | All thanks to me, Jonathan Iadarola! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The fifth pillar was going to return! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | It's all I wanted... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | MORE LITTLE JEWISH CHILDREN RUNNING AROUND EVERYWHERE IN ADELAIDE! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | WE WERE GOING TO REBUILD THE COMMUNITY HERE! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The fifth pillar is my life's work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | JUST TO MAKE JEWS FUCK AGAIN! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | BUT NOW I MIGHT HAVE TO DO IT ALL MYSELF! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Mia: Don't worry Liat, I don't think he has the stamina. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe I should've listened to Holly. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe it was better if we did it in December... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Or not at all. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Cancel the Shabbaton. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Can you believe Viola was hyping it up but then said she couldn't come? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Like actual, who the fuck does that? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Move it to Caulfield. |
