| 00:00 - 00:05 | And Lawson rang me |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | saying we have a potential 32 |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | with only 5 members of staff |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | is there any way we could get a member of staff? |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Even fucking Oscar? |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | OSCAR!!!! HE ASKED FOR OSCAR!!! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | That's how desperate that wee bald man is |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | He sits over there watching Saudi Pro League |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | and then rings me?! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | I swear to God, I'm never helping him. |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Those Reception hurres can crack on with no help! |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | and then claim all the TOIL dinnerguards they want. |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Waudby loves his TOIL |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Beardy English prick! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | The best part of it all is, |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | They're fully staffed now |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | after drafting in... |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | wait for it..... |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Bryan Dallas and Sean McEldrew! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Temu and Wish brought in to "save the day" How ridiculous is that?! Dallas and McEldrew!! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Wes in the background chirping |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | "Hours worked?" He hasn't worked an hour since.. |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Since... I had hair! |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | which was before I joined PECCS |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | like the legend I am! |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Anyway, they want staff for a full late shift |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Can you believe it? |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Captain eE asking for staff again |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | He comes in and does the scanner and then fucks off home |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | saying he has "Child care issues" |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Lazy bastard! |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | he's whackless! |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | The best part of all this is, |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | it's a bank holiday with an early lock up |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | I'm plus 53 today and sent an e-mail out to pay off asso's. I've staff galore I could send him. |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Fuck him! |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | that's right.... FUCK HIM! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | What do you think Rab? Should we give him 1? |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | We could send him Vicky Finlay |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | She could work in the Reception POD |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Or we could go |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | over and lend a hand ourselves? I'm sure they'd appreciate it |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | after all, we all know there's no committals on a bank holiday really |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | They get over 20 every time! |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | and we sit here cooking a fry and telling people |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | they can't swap a late to an early to attend a funeral |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | We own this prison. Along with the Number 1. Using her as an excuse EVERY. SINGLE. TIME! |
